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Part VI - Explanatory Notes
Alf and Jackie were still waiting. Ten minutes earlier, Apex had vanished in a puff of smoke leaving behind him a fully stocked bar where the door had been. On it had been a note by the ice bucket which said "Please wait. I'll b back shortly." All the monitors in the computer lab where they were trapped also echoed this message.

Since then Alf had diligently tried all the keyboards in the room to see if any of them did anything except take up desk space, while Jackie had disconsolately watched him from her perch on one of the barstools. She clutched in her hand an inexpertly made Tequila Sunrise. You could tell because the grenadine had all gone down the side and pooled at the bottom of the glass.

Alf tapped some obscene message on the last of the unresponsive keyboards and kicked the processor cabinet beside it when there was no answer. It's screen said "OW!" for a moment then went back to "Please wait...". Alf turned away from this show of electronic defiance in despair.

"Sod it! I give up!" He threw his hands in the air and stormed towards the bar where the grabbed the nearest bottle. After a couple of frenzied gulps he spat grenadine all over the polished brass surface and reached for something a little stronger.

When he'd taken a good swig of the whisky and his coughing fit had subsided, he noticed Jackie's resentful look. "Look, don't blame me if we've been imprisoned in a deserted computer room with a bunch of pain sensitive terminals! I only seem to be using this body part time at the moment so I can hardly be held responsible for what it gets up to in its spare time."

"Alf, I don't blame you. But we need to talk and I resent the way that you spend your time kicking computers and getting drunk instead." She took hold of his arm and looked intently at his face. For a moment he returned her gaze, then turned away roughly and pulled his arm from her grasp. He tried not to look her in the eye.

"Jackie, I know ... no, I don't know. That's the whole problem isn't it? I hardly know you, yet you've spent three weeks with me. But of course, it can't have been me since I don't remember any of it."

Alf turned back to her and took hold of her hands. He looked into her eyes and tried to put on as honest a face as he could. Of course, the whisky fumes on his breath didn't help to inspire Jackie's confidence but no matter. "Jackie, I could really get to like you a lot, maybe even love you. But I don't think I can stay with you until I know if it'll be me or not. I just can't timeshare my body."

"But Alf ... where does that leave me? God help me, but I think I'm falling in love with you!"

"Jackie, don't you see? You can't love me! You love somebody else, whoever it is who runs my body while I'm blacked out! Shhh!" Alf quieted Jackie, who had been about to answer. "We're being watched."

"How do you know?"

"I just know. I get this tingling all over my back, like pins and needles, whenever I'm being watched. Ever since I was fifteen, when that Uri Geller bloke was on the telly. I was really into all that spoon bending and stuff. I mean, I never got it to work but I always had a go at it. Anyway, once I was following Geller's instructions on the telly, 'clearing my mind to let the unconscious energies flow'. So I closed my eyes to help empty my mind and I got this tingling up my back. I thought 'Yeah! It's really worked!' and so I looked at the spoon in my hands. Straight as a die of course, but my sister was standing there grinning.

"Anyway, since then I've refined my little talent to the point where I can usually tell where I'm being watched from. Which is the odd thing now. I can't tell where - not even the vaguest notion."

"Have you any idea where this tingling comes from?"

"Not really. I'd always assumed it was mind power, since I seemed to have picked it up from Geller. But now I'm not so sure - could it be magic like Apex uses?"

"Indeed Mr du Plex, it is magic." Alf shivered as the voice penetrated his brain - he hadn't heard that curiously resonant timbre since that day on the train from Liverpool. He looked up and it was indeed Apex. But not the Apex who had disappeared so rudely a few minutes earlier. Gone was the battered suit and in its place was a flowing midnight blue robe. A pointed hat of the same colour clung to the top of his head. Strange sigils embroidered in golden thread seemed to pulse and throb with barely restrained power. The magician continued.

"You may not have realised it, but your talent of eternal watchfulness is merely a minor manifestation of a vast untapped reserve of magical power which you possess. It was by sheer fluke that the charlatan Geller's false methods opened a subconscious channel to that reserve thereby initiating the career of a potentially very powerful sorceror."

Slowly what the magician had actually said sank in. "You mean", began Alf slowly, "that with the proper tuition I could harness power which until a few minutes ago I didn't even know existed?"

"And not only that, but you have the ability to become one of the most powerful magicians thw world will ever see."

"I'm sorry, I just don't believe it. Not only can I not accept that I have this power, however unharnessed, but I am highly unsure of your motives for telling me about it."

"Your immediate acceptance of the idea that you possess such a vast reservoir of untapped energies was not something I expected. On a subconscious level, you know I am right since you have been utilising a very small part of them for some time. Your conscious mind will, I can see, take a little while to take it on board.

"As to my motives, it is true that they were not entirely altruistic from your point of view. Frankly, the delivery of such awesome power into the hands of such an undisciplined spirit fills me with something approaching dread. But I have higher concerns, namely the fate of the entire world."

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What on Earth is Apex talking about? Will Alf find out what's going on? Will there be more sex and violence next issue (alright then, some sex and violence)?

PS Things should get going a bit again now. The last three episodes were intended for a bit of character development.

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Last updated 12-September-2005