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Part V - Casting the Net
"Alf, are you serious? Have you really got no recollection of the last three weeks?"

"Absolutely none. When I woke up on the train yesterday I thought I had only been out for a few hours, since that's hoow long the blackouts usually last. But my problem seems to have got dramatically worse."

"That's not the only problem you've got buster. If you're Alf, then who have I been sleeping with for the past three weeks? And what are you going to do about it?"

As if by magic, Apex appeared. Well, it was magic actually but neither of our heroes would be ready to accept that yet, so we'll pretend it wasn't for the moment.

"I think I might be able to answer that one Ms Cartwright."

Jackie's answer was predictable. "Who are you?"

"I'm the man who's going to explain to you. My name is Apex. Now Mr du Plex, look into my eyes."

"Why?"

"Mr du Plex, Alf," Apex was trying to exude cordiality which he wasn't used to, "you have recently gone through a very traumatic experience and I need to ascertain how much damage you sustained."

"How did you know about that? Hey, you were on the train from Liverpool the other day ... er ... week! What's going on? How did you know I would be in Edinburgh? What have you been doing to me?" Alf stood up sharply, knocking his chair over. Despite the noise this made, Jackie noticed that the other occupants of the breakfast room didn't seem perturbed. Alf was becoming hysterical.

"Look at what you did to my hand!" he screamed, waving his bandaged hand in Apex' bemused face. The magician's eyes rapidly shifted hue in glistening rainbows and any hint of joviality left his features.

"I played no active role in last night's activities, or in your arrival in Edinburgh. Up to now I have observed, but the time for action is nearly upon us. Now calm down or you will lose control."

While the stranger tried to control the excited Alf, Jackie looked around the room. The apparent inattentiveness of the other diners had disturbed her and she looked around for a cause. A sudden realisation struck her.

"Uh, Alf ... I think we ought to do what this man says. Look at all the other people..."

Alf looked at Jackie with a wild surmise, then cast his gaze about the room. Nobody was moving, not a sound did they make. They were frozen. The light from the room seemed to have subtly altered, becoming greyer, more insubstantial. Alf's mind made a sudden intuitive leap worthy of the most contrived plots: "OK, so you can obviously control the flow of time. You appear to have us where you want us."

"Don't worry, I am not going to harm you. From your outburst, you seem to be suffering some temporary emotional damage but that seems to be the extent of it. I think you will be able to stand the strain.

"Now, there is someone I would like you to meet. If you will both just close your eyes and count to ten..."

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"... , 10!" When Alf opened his eyes the companions had inexplicably moved from the dining room of the Harp Hotel to a featureless antiseptic corridor. "Where the hell are we? And how did we get here?"

"This is computer technology research facility of Edinburgh University. This particular area has military funding. Normally of course, we wouldn't have been allowed in but we have .. ah .. circumvented normal security procedures."

"Fine. Now how did we get here and why?"

"Mr du Plex, do you believe in magic?"

"No."

"Right, well in that case I used a teleportation device."

"No you didn't, you used magic."

"But you said you didn't believe in magic."

"Yes, but I can change my mind. I've seen you do several things which don't really make sense and since you aren't carrying a backpack full of exotic devices magic may be the only explanation. Now will you tell us why we're here?"

"He's already told us that," said Jackie. "He said he had someone he wanted us to meet."

"Thankyou my dear. Now I believe we ought to move since some people are coming." Apex led them through the set of double doors by which they had materialised where they found themselves in a deserted computer room. "Make yourselves comfortable. I'll try and find our host."

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Who is this mysterious person that Apex is about to introduce to our heros? Tune in for the next exciting episode and I might just tell you...

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Last updated 12-September-2005