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Part II - Medium Chaos
The man had been right - the police did join the train at Birmingham. Alf however had not heeded the warning. He didn't feel like trusting a man who made him feel quite so uncomfortable, particularly when Alf was going to Dover and it looked like Jackie might be going with him.

"France is a marvellous place Jackie. And Paris in springtime must the most beautiful place on Earth when romance is in the air. The birds in the trees singing joyously as the sap rises in the buds and cherry blossom. Bees buzzing through the hollyhocks, pollinating away. All the wonders of the language..."

"Excuse me sir, if I might interrupt you. Do you have any identification to hand?"

"Pardon me officer but this isn't a police state yet you know. There are such bodies as the Civil Liberties Union."

"Sir, we have a warrant to search this train in connection with the escape from custody in Douglas of a suspected mass murderer. Now you either produce some ID now, or you will be taken into custody for further questioning."

While the constable harangued him, Alf glanced up and down the carriage for an escape route. The train seemed to be getting longer. No that wasn't it - he was looking at it more remotely. Like looking at a television and moving backwards at the same time. Then Alf fell over the metaphorical sofa present in all allegorical front rooms and lost sight of the hypothetical television entirely. As he fell towards the speculative floor he heard himself say on the (still) hypothetical television "How could I kill anybody officer? Just look into my eyes..."

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Incense fumes, cloying and sickly, clutch at your throat and sting tears from your eyes. Shifting candlelight casts hypnotic shadows upon the rough stone of the cavern roof, throwing the carved figures into light and dark which seems to animate them. The little men mime their rituals, led by frozen chants from stone throats.

As you look more closely at the scenes discovered, you feel drawn into their dance. The frozen litanies thaw, the mime becomes reality. Circled by men in animal masks, entranced by the the rhythms of the drums, you begin your own dance. Hesitant at first, the beats come more quickly. The walls of the cave pump like some ancient heart in time with the bass rumble of the tympanic chorus. More quickly still, your dance becomes more assured. Waving your head you collect a melange of images - the fire you cavort about, writhing limbs, cloven hooves, dancing shadows.

Cloven hooves?

Faster and more frenzied, your feet pumping the ground, faster and faster as the primitive voices swell in volume hurling out their primal song to echo through the chambers. your heart is in your mouth as the heat in your legs and in your chest burns hotter than anything you've known. But your head is cold, oh so cold. The drums reach fever pitch and the noise and the smell and the sweat and the heat is so intense and then...

The voices stop and you scream. Your head feels as if an icicle has been driven up through the base of the skull. You fall, and the goat headed leader walks to you. "You are one of us now."

And you rise unsteadily to your newly formed hooves and gaze through goat slit eyes upon your fellow acolytes.

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When Jackie woke him, Alf had a headache. His mouth felt like the bottom of bird cage. "Do you want some coffee? The trolley's here."

"Where am I? What happened? Hey, this is a different train!"

"No, it's the same one we got onto in London. We should be in Edinburgh in about an hour and a half. Now do you want that coffee or not?"

The man had been right.

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Last updated 12-September-2005