The Manx Connection
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Part I of Who Knows How Many?
The lazy sun crept up over the Douglas skyline, seemingly resentful at being required to rise and shine over such a dismal island. Inside the Post House hotel, Alf du Plex felt about the same. As his consciousness crawled from the deep pit of last night's hangover, he slowly became aware of a body beside him.

"Oh God. I didn't think I'd be drunk enough to pick someone up"

He crawled out from under the bedclothes and wobbled over to the coffee machine. He asked the body if it would like some breakfast. Then he turned round and noticed the extreme deadness of his erstwhile sleeping partner.

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Running. Cauterized trachea as his breath came hard. Legs heavy and painful as if molten lead were flowing through the muscles. His image of the hilltop ringed by throbbing red, coming no closer, slipping away...No! Can't stop now. But the ground so uneven, grass clutching at my stumbling feet, trapped shoe. No, it won't move! I can't run anymore. No, don't leave me! It's not FAAAAA...

"...aaaiir. Ugh. Oh bloody hell. Not another one." Alf looked around the train in a daze. He must have been screaming in his sleep since he seemed to have a bit of an audience. He smiled uncertainly.

"It's alright. Just a nightmare. Must have been the eggs." Some of his observers had already turned away, embarassed, when he had woken. Most of the rest, seemingly satisfied with this explanation, turned back to their books or to staring out of the window.

But one man held his eye for a few seconds more. Old bloke - mid sixties at a guess - hook nose, gaunt face, white hair swept back from his forehead in geriatric mimicry of Michael Heseltine, and the most intense gaze. Funny, but Alf never worked out what colour his eyes were. Always seemed to shift in hue, like someone tilting a CD.

The man rose and came over to Alf. People in the aisle didn't so much seem to move out of his way as just decide to be somewhere else for a moment. The young lady beside Alf chose that instant to get a cup of coffee, and the old man sat in her place.

"You have the look of a hunted man, Mr du Plex."

The voice sent a shiver down Alf's spine as if his skeleton was vibrating in sympathy. And how had the old bloke known his name?

"Do not ask how I know your name - it is enough that I do. I know a great deal more about you than possibly you know yourself. You are a very important man, Mr du Plex. For the moment, that is all the information you require. Look after yourself, and I shall see you next in Edinburgh. "

The man stopped for a moment, his curiously resonant voice seeming to linger like a spurned pet. He seemed to look far beyond Alf into the distance, and then he spoke again.

"I should leave this train at the next stop if I were you. The police will be joining from Birmingham. and we wouldn't want them finding you would we? Ah, here is that young lady you were trying to chat up earlier." Alf looked round to see the girl (what was her name? Jackie?) forcing her way through the crush carrying two cups of coffee.

"I'm glad you managed to keep my seat. It wouldn't do if I brought you this coffee and had nowhere to sit down with it."

"Well actually, it wasn't me. It was ... oh."

But the man had gone.

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Last updated 12-September-2005