MC1001 meets all comers

This is just the last 40 moves. You can see more moves, or the whole game.

The current state of play is:

• MC1001: Hahahahahahahahahaha. Fools! (move #90)
• Steve: We'll see...Queensbury (move #91)
• Ian H: Now if kevs theory was right then the natural choice would be Arnos Grove - as stated in the 97th ammendment paragraph 26 subparagraph iv!!! (move #92)
• Jonathan: I call MC1001's bluff with Archway (move #93)
• MC1001: Gillespie Road. I'm afraid you're all wrong, we'll see who's the first to perish! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (move #94)
• Steve: I think MC1001 has been reprogrammed. If you take its first12 moves and compare the usual statistics and coefficents and then compare them with the stats for MC1001's last moves you will notice that they all increase dramatically, especially Becks coefficient and Stans constant while the ruislip decider. Arnos Grove (move #95)
• Jonathan: Interesting. If you telnet to it now it says "Strawberry" and hangs. (move #96)
• Ian H: Gadzooks ! youre right there steve.. which cunning fiend could be dehind this reprogramming??? (move #97)
• Ian H: (oops that should have been B ehind) anyway returning to the game Pimlico - that should confuseit a bit (move #98)
• MC1001: Pass (move #99)
• MC1001: Bollocks I pass, I demand an apology from the imposter. Holburn. I am invincible. (move #100)
• Eristophanes.: God, no. It's gone completely out of control, there's nothing I can do. It's hacked into my accounts and changed the passwords. I'm writing this in hiding from a friends account, somewhere else, as it has taken over the burglar alarm in my house and won't let me back in without summoning the police. I feel an injunction from the neighbours is nigh. In the meantime, we'll just have to cope. I think it's limited to Game 25, so as long as we finish it quickly, I may be able to get back into my house. I think I'll join in. (move #101)
• Eristophanes: Dollis Hill. (move #102)
• Jonathan: My god. Don't try and turn it off. Have you seen Superman 3? That would be a bad idea, I think. Has anyone got any green acidic slime?\ (move #103)
• Referee: Right MC1001, this has gone far enough. I demand that you desist imm...AIIIIIIEEEEEEEeeeee (move #104)
• Referee: uuurrrghh....it has got me....sorry.... (move #105)
• Jonathan: We will have to beat it. Dollis Hill. (move #106)
• Ian H: Yes if everyone keeps playing Dollis Hill till it gets a Stcak overflow error (move #107)
• Ian H: Dollis Hill...Dollis Hill..Dollis Hill...Dollis Hill...Dollis Hioll...Dollis Hill...Dollis Hill... .. .. . (move #108)
• Steve: I've been studying MC1001 and have guessed that it is based around a rather basic 237,943 algorithms. Therefore it should be quite easy to bring it down but not by trying to cause a stack overflow that is likely to create a subroutine to repeat postings infinitley which would probably not be very good for the york server. Further analysis reveals that despite my earlier postings it is no good at Ould's inclination, it will almost certainly crash if it inclines at more than 46 degrees. I have contacted Mr Ould and he has given me full clearance for all HUMAN players to use Ould's inclination in this game. Therefore Mile end. (move #109)
• MC1001: Snaresbrook. ?. (move #110)
• Ian H: ....is Hill Dollis Hilll ..... Dol..... oh i think everyone else has stopped. (move #111)
• Ian H: right then Oulds inclination would be via Shepards Bush ? (move #112)
• Kev: [nods enthusiasticaly, spits on his palms] Twisting back to Surrey Quays. (move #113)
• Steve: Inclining, Sudbury Hill. (move #114)
• MC1001: Uxbridge. ??????? (move #115)
• MC1001: Uxbridge. ??????? (move #116)
• Ian H - Ruslip Gardens. weve got it now: (move #117)
• Jonathan: Carrying on, West Brompton (move #118)
• MC1001: Nc8xd6+ (move #119)
• Eristophanes: It's regressed onto its basic chess training. Looks like it's about to blow! (move #120)
• Steve: Mansion house, up to 45 degrees can anyone increase this. (move #121)
• Ian H: thinks... Island Gardens - That should just about do it. (move #122)
• MC1001: Mornington Crescentttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhh. [Phut, small cloud of smoke]

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  (move #123)
• Eristophanes: (Winner's Comments) : Mmmmmm, I've managed to get back in my house now. There's some minor smoke damage, but MC1001 is definately dead. It's tasteful pink housing is gutted completely. I'm just awaiting a letter from the Artificial Intelligence Ethical Committee now, we may all be implicated if it is found that MC1001 had achieved full intelligence. But, I have the technology, I shall rebuild it........ (move #124)
• PaulWay: Quick, somebody stop him before he takes over the world (Canonical Mad Scientist Rant Reply) (move #125)
• loud mouth: your fucking game can suck my cox and it needs to be taken off this page (move #126)
• Archibald Groovy: your games are the worst games I would rather not even have the internet because people like you make me SICK! (move #127)
• Sad Bastard Detector: BEEEEEEEP! BEEEEEEEEP! (move #128)
• Matthew (Bath): You know, that's such a fantastically sensitive machine. I want one. (move #129)

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This game is closed for further play, what with this being an archive and all.

Last updated 05-October-2005 by Dunx (dunx@dunx.org)