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Tolken: Much Celery Before Bedtime. It's near Diss. Not Dis.
(23:24, Tue 31-Jan-2017)
Tuj: Ghent? Ghent. Ghent Ghent GHENT!!
(21:47, Wed 05-Apr-2017)
Simons Mith: Bloody EU meddling. This banana's only got ten dimensions.
(16:37, Thu 18-May-2017)
Bismarck : It's "hedgehog", you know. No, you knew. Tomatoes and Basil Fawlty doesn't ring a bell?
(14:08, Sun 21-May-2017)
Tuj: "I'm afraid there's still too much moisture for us to be
able to commit any of this to film. Fingers crossed we can
capture that dim fizz before the hour's out." Fortune
cookies, always the same.
(23:01, Mon 12-Jun-2017)
!Tuj: Sluice my beige aggro! Avast we!
(23:03, Mon 12-Jun-2017)
Simons Mith: You can't post Pluto! It's completely impractical. You'd literally have to cover its entire surface area in stamps, and then you'd have nowhere to write the delivery address.
(23:34, Tue 08-Aug-2017)
Projoy: I wonder if it was wise to decapitate all of the boys, Headmaster.
There may be some difficulties with next term's fees.
(13:47, Tue 10-Apr-2018)
Kim: You should try Eau de Itres. Just a dab behind the ankles and the effect is profound.
(12:33, Thu 12-Apr-2018)
Kim:
(12:33, Thu 12-Apr-2018)
Projoy: I will vote for yer, but only because I wants onions in me letterbox thrice
nightly and a sock of vinegar for them marmosets next door.
(10:10, Fri 13-Apr-2018)
Projoy: That new Yellowknife bypass has really sped up
the journey to Anchorage.
(10:34, Mon 16-Apr-2018)
Raak: The slump of the barrel slump of concrete cylinder slump bucket of concrete the
slump of the barrel four piece instrument.
(21:23, Wed 18-Apr-2018)
Simons Mith: ... woggle?
(18:48, Fri 27-Apr-2018)
Simons Mith: Octopus sorbet. Thank you, matron. I'll take it in the billiard room with the candlestick.
(21:36, Fri 15-Jun-2018)
Simons Mith: Now, that was a mighty lick.
(19:12, Tue 18-Jun-2019)
Tuj: Format my lemon-processing technology in your own time! It
isn't my third sculpture party, y'know?!
(21:15, Tue 18-Jun-2019)
Tuj: herrops! That was a shaving cream sandwich.
(17:29, Wed 07-Aug-2019)
Tolken: In Indlekeep whereof the tiny creepers.
(07:57, Tue 24-Sep-2019)
Tolken: From far enough away, sheep may be confused with mushrooms.
This is not so much a possibility as a permission.
(18:06, Thu 16-Jan-2020)
Simons Mith: .wamwig
(15:23, Fri 17-Jan-2020)
Tuj: "Quack, quack!"! I am a hundred ducks!
(14:25, Sat 18-Jul-2020)
Boolbar: My legs are purple, except those two over there.
(14:41, Sat 18-Jul-2020)
Simons Mith: Dammit, the Grim Reaper's rummaging in the dustbins again. I may have to get a Super Soaker or something, see if I can drive him off.
(15:36, Tue 15-Dec-2020)
Chalky: The corncrake is a fine beast - well, not
exactly a beast as such - but fine
nonetheless
(06:49, Thu 17-Dec-2020)
CdM: There is never a wrong time to apply a second coat of paint to your monotremes.
(22:46, Mon 21-Dec-2020)
Simons Mith: Ordinary placebos never work for me. I always need double strength.
(15:43, Sun 27-Dec-2020)
Tuj: Step Three: Thickly dice the seahorse liver,
jellybeans and mustard, and add to mixture. Sift and set
aside.
(17:34, Tue 29-Dec-2020)
Tolken: Chim-chimminy-choo.
(14:23, Wed 13-Jan-2021)
Tolken: Un train peut en cacher un autre. Ceci n'est pas autant
une observation qu'une permission.
(14:25, Wed 13-Jan-2021)
Boolbar: More tea vicar? The dwarfs are coming.
(16:38, Thu 14-Jan-2021)
Tolken: The fireworks are louder than the artillery shells, Captain
Horsefish.
(10:25, Thu 01-Jul-2021)
Simons Mith: Ah, how pleasant it is to be three-dimensional at these ambient radiation levels. The neutrino flux is steady and all's well with the proximate orbiting celestial body.
(14:21, Sat 17-Jul-2021)
"Cut Throat" Tuj: M! I! T! H! MITH! MITH! MITH!
(18:43, Fri 30-Jul-2021)
Tolken: My vacuum cleaner has logged 8.32sqm.
(20:07, Fri 30-Jul-2021)
Simons Mith: Let me just consult the voices in my head.
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No, voice number 2,317, I'm afraid that won't be feasible. There isn't enough tapioca in the entire quadrant.
(16:41, Fri 13-Aug-2021)
CdM: Where exactly does one obtain marmalade ambulance flange wibble? Asking for a
friend.
(23:50, Tue 28-Sep-2021)
Chalky: Portion control is everything to a Hawaiian
nose flute specialist
(15:06, Wed 29-Sep-2021)
nights: "Am I depressed or am I just lazy?" Coming soon from NightsPress!
(20:44, Thu 18-Nov-2021)
Simons Mith: Ah, I do so love the skirl of the microwave.
(17:42, Tue 10-May-2022)
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