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ImNotJohn: He doesn't leave the house now without a good helping of litotes inside him.
(10:12, Fri 11-Jun-2010)
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(11:30, Mon 14-Jun-2010)
Simons Mith: Varlets! Who will buy my lovely varlets, y'all?
(21:12, Fri 18-Jun-2010)
Dunx: Pass the leverets, would you?
(22:53, Fri 18-Jun-2010)
Projoy: Five tomato popsicles and a melon aardvark for my three-inch sister, here, please.
(09:52, Sun 20-Jun-2010)
Merlyn: A carpet beater - that would be among the more unusual items.
(08:30, Tue 22-Jun-2010)
Dunx: Their asma, your asma, our asma: miasma.
(17:33, Tue 22-Jun-2010)
Dunx: Every day I struggle with my own sense of inadequacy, and most of the time I lose.
(17:33, Tue 22-Jun-2010)
Kim: [Dunx] Miasma, suasma.
(16:24, Thu 24-Jun-2010)
Dunx: But it's such a small snake, father!
(21:53, Thu 24-Jun-2010)
ImNotJohn: Knee-length tweed breeches with a slightly scorched seat.
(08:28, Fri 25-Jun-2010)
PaulWay: It's unusual to see bifocals worn on the shoulders, especially by a llama.
(07:20, Mon 28-Jun-2010)
Simons Mith: Well you wouldn't want it stewed, would you?
(14:51, Mon 28-Jun-2010)
Projoy: Twelve varieties of toast were then served by flinging them across the goalposts in the direction of the tunnel of maps.
(03:31, Tue 29-Jun-2010)
Tuj: B-minus for you, restaurant! Your herbs were not as warm as the meal they accompanied.
(18:55, Tue 29-Jun-2010)
Dunx: Surely no one would be so cruel as to make an appointment to tell someone that they had failed the interview?
(22:30, Tue 29-Jun-2010)
Merlyn: Cavernous ideas march rapaciously.
(12:42, Wed 30-Jun-2010)
Dunx: Trial by combat is the traditional way to settle these matters, although the choice of weapons is of course left as a matter for the accused. If you really wish to use potato mashers and colanders then the court will naturally indulge.
(18:28, Thu 01-Jul-2010)
Dan: [Dunx] I'm sorry but only the eleven-foot Tim Curry has panther gills, and the number of trousers you're wearing only qualifies you for the seven-footer. If you're interested it does come with washable diction and a soup hat.
(04:21, Sat 03-Jul-2010)
PaulWay: Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat, rinse...
(05:38, Tue 06-Jul-2010)
PaulWay: In communist Russia, passwords reset you!
(05:41, Tue 06-Jul-2010)
Dunx: Sorry, we only stock vowels of rondel topology here.
(16:22, Tue 06-Jul-2010)
PaulWay: If it wasn't so cuneiform...
(06:45, Wed 07-Jul-2010)
Kim: A tax on stealth? My cats will be left penniless!I blame the starlings, coming over here, stealing our worms....
(15:34, Fri 16-Jul-2010)
Projoy: *Five* gasometers competing in Strictly Come Dancing this time? Possible bias in the selection procedure?
(17:53, Sat 17-Jul-2010)
PaulWay: If only there was an easier way to make sasquatch marmalade.
(04:18, Mon 19-Jul-2010)
Merlyn: Crepitatious dandelions? What will they think of next?
(08:45, Tue 20-Jul-2010)
Projoy: Thank you for flying Shetland Ponies.
(22:26, Tue 20-Jul-2010)
Dunx: Sometimes I lie, sometimes I tell the truth, and sometimes I torture raspberries. What is it to you, oh half-baked minion of the haricot bean?
(23:00, Tue 20-Jul-2010)
Merlyn: Cat-gut is very useful for drying porpoises.
(10:15, Wed 21-Jul-2010)
Dunx: Cor, look at the power bulge on that!
(16:30, Thu 22-Jul-2010)
Simons Mith:
“What big eyes you have, grandma,” said the wolf.
“All the better to eat you with,” said Little Red Riding Hood.
“And what big teeth you— Hold on a minute. I don’t think think is right at all…”
said the wolf.
Little Red Riding Hood got out of the bed. “I’ll get the script,” she sighed.
(22:31, Tue 17-Aug-2010)
Dunx: I'm just a little surprised my chain mail is pilling like this.
(22:35, Tue 17-Aug-2010)
Kim: You must visit the restaurant at St Martin's-in-the-Fields. Their Spem in Alium is delicious.
(13:46, Tue 31-Aug-2010)
Dunx: "We've mostly been happy with the upgrade, but were a bit surprised when the Spanish translation module counted 'uno, windows, tres'."
(18:06, Tue 31-Aug-2010)
PaulWay: If only we had a trombone that could double as a flamethrower whilst being played. Sadly, they're now out of season.
(01:31, Wed 01-Sep-2010)
Dunx: Floaty bubbles only eat soft cheese.
(04:03, Wed 01-Sep-2010)
Dan: Ah ha ha ha ha. I know this. Much is. Pants.
(18:49, Wed 01-Sep-2010)
PaulWay: If the body does not exist, whose arthritis is this?
(02:48, Thu 02-Sep-2010)
Simons Mith: The finest Hungarian ogoneks are carved from teak.
(15:23, Thu 02-Sep-2010)
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